...wait a mo, i don't have a bank of america bank account. :P
Viagra is at an all time low price!
Housewives sexually explicit website is trying to recruit me.
My check is waiting, and has been for a very long time.
There's a large stock of fake watches for sale.
My penis needs enlargement.
I can now buy a fake college degree to get that high end job.
I can help the widow of a 3rd world country financial adviser to rip off their government for 32.5 million USD.
And someone knows why I'm fat.
Oh, and sean is still trying to give away millions.