me: walks to clinic in subzero temperatures and sandals.
clinic "no can do, little buddy. you need blood work request from your GP"
me (paraphrased) he.he.he.
me; walks to doc's office, discovers knee is not totally healed from last month.
doc's desk people; huh?
other doc's desk people; i'll take the request to a doctor, take a seat.
me; reads chapter of book
another doc's desk people; how do you know you had a heart attack?
me; i don't know, thats why i want the test
same person; i'll have the doctor call you.
me (paraphrased); he.he.he.