Hubby: where the old one was, in the corner.
DG: Right. Just give it a couple of hours to settle down, before switching on the power.
Me: What, is it upset?
Me: You aren't giving us an emotionally disturbed fridge, are you?
DG: (getting into the swing of it) Oh, no, it's fine, so long as you have it plugged into the wall.
DG: It can't get very far then. But what ever you do, don't put it on an extention cord! Do you hear, don't put it on an extention cord! Not if you intend to sleep.
Me: *swears the fridge is smirking*