I get a bag of gooshy food, and rip it open. She leaps toward the food bowl, purring.
This is the part, where you start to hear the theme music to Jaws.
She circles the bowl.
I pour the food in.
She circles the bowl
and again. and again.
She sniffs cautiously, to make sure its not salmon (which makes her throw up).
She cirlces it again, creeping closer on each round.
Finally, she crouches down and feeds off the carcas of gooshy food bag, the prefered meal of the distinguished shark-cat.
I swear, i'm going to make her a little shark fin, and strap it to her back, then film how she eats.