Well, MIL confessed yesterday that she took some things and gave them away. She showed me the stuff she still had, that she hadn't given away yet. Spoons, pins, the usual. Except she had taken some of my novelty keyrings. She still had one, but had given two away to her muslim friends.
I laughed until I cried, but I couldn't tell her why. I had to have hubby explain... she'd given away the keyrings that, when you push a button, gives you a full audio minute of a woman having an orgasum.