feath (feath) wrote,
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feath

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?



1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?



2. Borrder Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code.



3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!



4. Rottweiler: Make me.



5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.



6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the
light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!



7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led
these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
advantage of the situation.



8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture.



9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I
don't see a light bulb!



10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the
carpet in the dark.



11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no
stinking light bulb."



12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?



13. Australian Kelpie: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...



14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.



How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?


Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real
question is:


"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a
massage?"


ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
STAFF!
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